Don’t worry, just because Celeste killed the Easter bunny, it doesn’t mean that the holiday is over. You can just shanghai another rabbit and press it into service. Or squeeze it into service, either way. I made this from a funny photo that showed up in the NYTimes a few weeks ago. I couldn’t resist the “I will hug it and squeeze it and pet it and name it George” vibe of the photo. The poor bunny looks like it’s being given the kung-fu grip even without my edits.
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